• Tuesday, May 27, 2008

    Recent Guardian Bit / Oxfordshire Coroner

    I had a piece in the Graun comment pages last month. Wouldn't normally mention it, but at one point I said this, about the new special coroner for dead servicemen:

    The coroner and the high court are straying onto dangerous ground ... They are frequently right in the conclusions they draw about equipment - as in the case of Captain James Phillippson, for instance. But sometimes they're at least partly wrong. Sometimes the jurists really are interfering in technical matters which they don't know enough about. Let them investigate, but be wary of making conclusions.

    And now, the special coroner says that Nimrod MR2 was "never airworthy", and that as a result the whole fleet should be grounded. However, he wouldn't have recommended grounding if the MR2 wasn't so near the end of its life. Even though it has never been airworthy!

    Nope, doesn't make sense. I mean, ground the MR2s by all means - the RAF are only working them so hard in the Stan so as to push the case for MRA4 and continued existence of the Kinloss community. There are loads of other platforms which could do the mission much more cheaply - the money you'd save binning MRA4 and Kinloss would buy you anything you like, and leave loads over.

    But saying that a plane "was never airworthy" after it's been in service for decades without snags is fairly silly, and then saying you'd let it keep flying in a non-airworthy state if it had more use ahead is very silly.

    Fact is, Nimrod is very old and maintenance wasn't good enough. Sure, the design could have been better to begin with - but it wasn't beyond the wit of man to maintain or if necessary modify the MR2 so that it could tank safely. Rather than blaming long-dead designers, it would have been more appropriate here to name some guilty men, probably still in the RAF engineering hierarchy right now, who should either have done a better job or refused to sign off the cabs as good to go. If that meant the Nimrod MR2 fleet sitting idle for the next few years, and one's bosses not being able to say "look at Afghanistan" when people asked just why exactly we need new Nimrod MRA4s at £300 million a pop - well, sometimes being a good engineer calls for some moral courage.

    As it is, the coroner has pretty much let everyone off the hook, and made sure that future judicial rulings - and even evidence given at inquests - will be that much easier for the MoD to ignore.

    He really should have been a bit wary of drawing this conclusion.

    Wednesday, May 02, 2007

    Full time at the Register

    Freelancing at the Reg has turned into a full-time staff job, which means my nippers can have shoes (you wouldn't believe the number of shoes they need*). Fortunately, the madness of military kit often crosses over into techno-news, and the cheery Reg style and probable readership of cynical, beer-swilling scifi-fans and IT types suits me very well. A fringe benefit may be that the world will be spared my planned series of 800-page science fiction/special-forces operas, at least for the foreseeable future.

    Reg pieces available, as ever, here.

    *Maybe you would. But blimey, my youngest is only one and she already has more shoes than me. Explain that.

    Wednesday, April 25, 2007

    Didn't win the Orwell Prize

    Lions, Donkeys and Dinosaurs didn't win the Orwell Prize, sadly. Professor Peter Hennessy won, with his book about Harold Macmillan, the noted 1950s prime minister. Maybe my book will win in 2060.

    Thursday, April 05, 2007

    Telegraph, TV and radio bits regarding Iranian matelot crisis

    Had a piece in the Telegraph last week, to the effect that things might have gone better for our lads off the Shatt al Arab had they been operating from something more like HMS Ocean, rather than one of the sad old Cold-War sub-hunters the service loves so much. Sadly the navy has only one Ocean, and she's in refit just now.

    Wound up doing TV for Sky and News 24 on the back of that, and several radio bits including this on the Today programme. Sadly, by the end of the weekend the media had climbed completely up its own backside and was focusing entirely on the decision to let the sailors sell stories, rather than how we got in such a sorry mess in the first place. Some might suggest that the government isn't totally to blame for that. If I was an editor with £100k to chuck about and a thirst for human-interest tales from the warzone, I might spend it in other ways than bribing some young matelot to sign a ghostwritten interview. Of course, that might involve going beyond easy reach of the pub.

    Hopefully this whole sorry episode might at least lay to rest the idea that escort warships are an effective way of doing maritime-interdiction ops. How many times have frigate pukes told me that? I hope they feel a tiny bit embarrassed now.

    Tuesday, March 06, 2007

    Paperback up on Amazon at last

    After a massive struggle, the paperback of Lions, Donkeys and Dinosaurs is finally listed on Amazon, so that people can order it instead of paying massive prices for secondhand copies of the original trade paperback and me not making a penny. Which apparently many have done over past few weeks. (Oh the pity of it all.) Orders will actually be fulfilled next month. Or you may care to head down to Waterstone's: I'm told it will be part of their 'three for two' list next month.


    Tuesday, February 20, 2007

    Essay in Prospect

    Prospect have run an essay of mine, some of which is based on stuff I wrote for the afterword to the forthcoming paperback of Lions, Donkeys and Dinosaurs.

    Sunday, November 12, 2006

    About Lewis Page
  • Writing Career:

    Cover article, Prospect magazine, February 2004: "Wasted Warships". Several articles since then for Prospect on defence matters, which can be seen at the link on the right.

    Also the author of Lions, Donkeys and Dinosaurs

    Published by Heinemann in January 2006. A paperback edition is forthcoming in April 07.

    Other articles of mine have appeared in RUSI Defence Systems, the Naval Review and the Daily Express. I have appeared several times on BBC Radio's Today programme and Radio Five Live, and also on regional and British Forces broadcasting.


    Armed Forces Career:

    University Air Squadron, RAF 1988-91

    Royal Navy officer 1993-2004
    Education:

    Cambridge University (Engineering degree 1988-91, St John's College)
    Islington Green Comprehensive

    posted by Lew Page at 12:07 PM